"We are assholes."
That was the sentence I heard when entering.
Strange. In fact, so scary, I thought I'd shit myself. Whateves. I walked through the Server. EVERYTHING SUCKED!!!!! I saw an Admin and smiled. I used a command and went into Creative Mode. I got some glass panes and a sword. I ran up to him, cut his butt off, and chanted: "UP YOUR ASS WITH BROKEN GLASS!!!!" as I shoved the glass panes under his butt and put his butt back.
THIS was fun!
The admin looked at me angrily.
A weird brown screen appeared in front of me.
THE DUMB FUCK BANNED ME!!!!
But it was no use, I just logged back in and smiled.
"YOU CAN'T BAN ME!!!!" I screamed as I killed him so he died in real life too.
Invasion of The Dipshits
I suddenly saw a bunch of nubby players on the horizon. Those Dipshits want me dead for killing da admin... ILL KILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!
One by one they fell to a gruesome death where they spilled jelly out of the holes I stabbed into them.
I drank it all and shoved it into delicious donuts.
The servar is all mine.
I desearve a new name.
I shall call meself...