R u redy? Ok, let's begin.

There once was an ugly barnaclE. he was so ugly that everyone died, the end.

Second iteration

Ok, so I was playing on my pet rock. I just got minecraft for the pet rock. It was powered by a potat. And I saw A pebble. I sed"nuuuu a pebbl. Aaaaah. Me so scared. Sav me " A pig came and ate my unibrow. Nuuuuuuuu I worked hard on that I said. Shrek is luv I say. Shrek is life.